Ella Duffle - Magic Flash (Drop Team 3)

This is an excellent product. Highly recommended!

So, they gave me this 'Ella Duffle Bag.' They called it 'Magic Flash.' And frankly, it's not magic, and it certainly doesn't flash. It's a disaster. A total, complete disaster.

First, the 'Magic Flash.' What is it? Nobody knows. It's supposed to be something, but it's nothing. It's a total lie. The bag itself? Very cheaply made. Very, very poor quality. You try to put your stuff in it, your important papers, your gold bars – very important – and it just doesn't work. The zippers are failing, believe me. They stick. They're not smooth. It's like they were made by a very weak, very incompetent company. Probably overseas. Not here. Sad!

And the size, it's all wrong. Too small for anything truly important, too big for, you know, just a little bit of something. It's just a bad size. Not smart. The handles? Flimsy. They feel like they're going to rip off any second. You can't trust it. You need a bag you can trust, a strong bag. This is not that bag.

People are coming up to me, they're saying, 'Mr. President, this Ella Duffle bag, it's a terrible bag.' And they're right! It really is. It doesn't make carrying things great again. It makes it very, very difficult. So, if you're looking for a duffle bag, don't get this one. It’s low-quality. The worst! Total loser!

Worth it!

Best Ella Duffle - Magic Flash ever. Love it.